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June 05, 2019, 08:00:58 AM
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AbueloBill

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To Be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ...

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
If you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
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June 05, 2019, 01:45:07 PM
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Rider Ron

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Amen to The Moral !!   >:D

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June 05, 2019, 04:09:03 PM
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HDBitchin

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I listen and I am always wrong, just ask my wife.
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June 05, 2019, 04:34:29 PM
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Rider Ron

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I wear the pants in this family!!







===every time she tells me to..   :o
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June 05, 2019, 04:36:41 PM
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HDBitchin

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Ha ha!
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June 05, 2019, 04:40:39 PM
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Rider Ron

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Our marriage is a 50/50 proposition:  I get 50% of my half and she gets the rest.
USArmy War College '68-70, AMA, IB 1K, 2015 SR Run For The Wall FNG
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June 05, 2019, 08:16:10 PM
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That  was funny  :)

June 06, 2019, 06:00:51 AM
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J F Go

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I listen and I am always wrong, just ask my wife.

 I may not be always be right, but she's never wrong. ^*? &{ Just sayin. 8)
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June 07, 2019, 01:43:37 PM
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Funny! But ya know sometimes it just seems futile.
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