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June 01, 2019, 07:20:47 AM
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. 

The blonde looked at Jack and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."  The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."  Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." 

The blonde replies, "I did too;  but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

June 02, 2019, 06:07:24 AM
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Rider Ron

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 {=  ;D
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)


June 02, 2019, 01:22:08 PM
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NoSuperSlabs

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Ha ha!!
Two Lane Highway

June 11, 2019, 02:59:12 PM
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WantMore

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Oh no!!
Smoke em if you got em


June 12, 2019, 08:46:10 PM
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 :) good one


 



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