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April 11, 2019, 03:01:24 PM
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AbueloBill

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A couple filed for divorce and were in court..

The judge read over their documentation then asked, "You've been married for 80 years!  Why do you want to get divorced now after all you've been through together?"

"Well, your Honor, we both realized early on that we had made a mistake and needed to divorce,  but decided to wait until the children were dead."
While the early bird might get the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
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April 12, 2019, 07:20:17 AM
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bc45

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Thanks for the chuckle
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April 13, 2019, 07:42:49 PM
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Rider Ron

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Snicker   ^-^
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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April 17, 2019, 01:09:20 PM
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mqqn

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'Know why divorces are so expensive?
Because they are WORTH IT!


Did you hear about the new "Divorced Barbie"?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff!


A man won the lottery. He called his wife and said "Pack your bags, I won the Lotto!"
His wife asked if she should pack for warm or cold weather.
The man replied "I don't care, just be gone when I get home!"

INTERNET RIM SHOT

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mqqn


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April 17, 2019, 08:45:09 PM
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HDBitchin

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'Know why divorces are so expensive?
Because they are WORTH IT!


Did you hear about the new "Divorced Barbie"?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff!


A man won the lottery. He called his wife and said "Pack your bags, I won the Lotto!"
His wife asked if she should pack for warm or cold weather.
The man replied "I don't care, just be gone when I get home!"

INTERNET RIM SHOT

best
mqqn
The link to the sound effect was the best part!!

April 18, 2019, 07:03:37 AM
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Rider Ron

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Why do men tend to die before their wife?


Because they want to...   >:D
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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April 18, 2019, 06:51:29 PM
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WantMore

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All good contributions to the topic!
Smoke em if you got em


 



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