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March 05, 2019, 11:26:12 AM
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Rider Ron

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Gas
I received this from a 'questionable' friend....


A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
 
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
 
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
 
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
 
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?   >:D
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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March 09, 2019, 06:28:15 AM
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bc45

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:)

March 12, 2019, 01:29:54 PM
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NoSuperSlabs

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Ha ha! I thought it was going to be a technical discussion on gasoline!
Two Lane Highway
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March 14, 2019, 12:54:43 PM
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WantMore

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Ha ha! I thought it was going to be a technical discussion on gasoline!
Me too!  ;D
Smoke em if you got em


 



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