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February 10, 2019, 10:07:42 AM
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

The local mirror factory posted they were hiring.  I thought I could see myself doing that.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
While the early bird might get the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.
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February 10, 2019, 03:59:45 PM
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Rider Ron

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Nice!!   ;D  👍
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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February 10, 2019, 05:31:32 PM
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Good ones @AbueloBill !

February 11, 2019, 07:24:53 AM
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Thanks Bill those started my day with a smile
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February 13, 2019, 07:02:07 PM
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Sometimes the short and sweet are the most funny.
Two Lane Highway
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