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September 24, 2018, 02:19:13 PM
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AbueloBill

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I Am My Own Grandpa  ;)

    by Moe Jaffe and Dwight Latham

Many, many years ago
when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
who was as pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
and change my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became by uncle,
though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter who,
of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
for he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife,
she's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it,
it simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
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September 24, 2018, 03:09:27 PM
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j f go

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And I thought I was confused before.  ^*? &{

September 24, 2018, 07:11:53 PM
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HDBitchin

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My head hurts after reading that!
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September 24, 2018, 09:23:58 PM
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Rider Ron

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Huh ???????


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September 25, 2018, 09:54:17 AM
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AbueloBill

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I first heard this back in the mid 1960s at Colorado University.  The supposed author came into our Anthropology class with his guitar and sang/recited this poem for us.  I seem to have it cropping up occasionally, even heard it sung on the radio once.  Think Willie Nelson had it on one of his albums.

Just had to share it.  ^*?
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September 25, 2018, 07:05:16 PM
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NoSuperSlabs

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Whew! I am lost!  ;D
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September 25, 2018, 07:32:20 PM
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I think I need to have a strong drink and see if it makes it easy'er to comprehend.  }= ^*?
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September 30, 2018, 10:57:30 AM
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WantMore

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I think I need to have a strong drink and see if it makes it easy'er to comprehend.  }= ^*?
I think that maybe two or three stiff drinks might help with that one!
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November 07, 2018, 07:02:04 PM
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Well, I'm working on one and it's not helping!
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