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July 15, 2018, 09:59:06 AM
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AbueloBill

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Some of my riding buddies are having problems these days.


One guy has memory issues.  He lost his girlfriend when he forgot where he had laid her.

Another has his phone number mixed up with that of some weather service near the ocean.  He's constantly getting phone calls asking if the coast is clear.

And a third guy discovered his wife had run off with a farm tractor salesman when he got a John Deere letter.


Life can be tough, so take care.
Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
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July 15, 2018, 10:07:42 AM
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That was good Bill!
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July 15, 2018, 10:15:07 AM
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Made me chuckle!
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July 15, 2018, 06:29:53 PM
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It sure can be, but friends sure make the difference!  Thanks!
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July 16, 2018, 09:48:50 AM
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Why are you posting my secrets for all the world to see? 

Ron :o  }=  ::)  >:D
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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July 21, 2018, 11:32:30 AM
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Good ones!!
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July 30, 2018, 10:41:43 AM
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Another of our buddies washed down his Viagra pill with a big glass of prune juice.

Poor guy doesn't know if he is coming or going.
Never attribute to conspiracy that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
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July 30, 2018, 10:47:37 AM
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Another buddy wanted his Viagra pills cut in quarters.  The druggist asked why the small dose.  He said he just wanted enough to keep from peeing on his shoes.
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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July 31, 2018, 09:17:28 AM
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LMAO!
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August 02, 2018, 07:47:13 PM
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Was enjoying a beer with one of my older riding buddies last week and he got off-topic with a story on ordering toilet paper from Sears.

Seems that years ago he wrote to Sears ordering a whole case of toilet paper.  They replied that he needed to refer to their catalog for the item number, and resubmit.  Once he complied with the number, they would fulfill his order.
 
He replied that if he had a catalog he wouldn't need the toilet paper.
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