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September 22, 2017, 08:38:25 AM
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   An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a dirt biker and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight on
Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, gnarliest
hills I can find at the crack of dawn."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that's why he's
still alive... he's a dirt biker."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 117 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went dirt bikin' with you this Sunday too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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September 22, 2017, 07:28:35 PM
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LOL I needed a good joke tonight
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September 23, 2017, 05:32:27 AM
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Ha Ha Ha. Guess I should have never given up dirt biking. ^*? &{ 8)
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September 23, 2017, 05:48:32 PM
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Ha Ha Ha. Guess I should have never given up dirt biking. ^*? &{ 8)
I had to give it up because I know before the day is over I'm going to be doing things I did when I was younger and should not be doing now lol
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September 23, 2017, 07:09:04 PM
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Ditto here!  Twofortwo Dennis!
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October 11, 2017, 06:29:22 AM
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Rider Ron


As we're getting older, maybe we are actually getting a little wiser..  ?

NAH..  I'm as goofy as I always was.

Ron
Beam me up, Scotty.  There's no intelligent life here.  ;-)
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